January 2010
19 posts
I spent my entire childhood wishing that I was...
S: Anyone who helps me move gets pizza and beer :D
H: Is what I'm hearing right? Taking a big step soon? :D
S: YUP :D Shackin' up :D
H: You've gotten so domesticated lately XD
S: I know :D *happy sigh* Isn't it great? :D
H: Wierdo XD
S: Jealous :D
H: Not of you :P
S: Lies. My boyfriend is damn fine and very soon, I'll have him eeeeeeevery night :D *rolls around*
H: *eyeroll* Sure, keep telling yourself that.
S: Are you in some way implying that my boyfriend is not as fine as hell? >:|
H: I'm.. going to bed before I say anything else completely and utterly stupid >.<
S: I refuse to feel bad for being in a GOOD relationship with a GREAT person =/
H: Look, it's just me being an idiot, okay? It's not personal, so don't be stupid like me =/
S: No, it is personal. It's always personal. I get it, okay? I'm sorry I suck, but you'll never be happy if you can't move on.
H: IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU, OKAY?
S: THEN STOP BEING SUCH A WHINY BITCH EVERYTIME MY RELATIONSHIP COMES UP.
H: FINE. DONE TALKING ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS. WILL NOW IGNORE YOU IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT.
S: FUCKING FINE BY ME. COME BACK WHEN YOU'RE DONE BEING A TEENAGE GIRL ABOUT EVERYTHING.
I want to be your last first kiss.
A: I went out to this art party last night and some stupid bitch broke the lens on my camera while I was having body art done to me. :| And now she's refusing to pay for the repairs.
S: Cut her.
A: That is exactly what my boyfriend said to me last night when I told him. He was like, 'Remember, violence solves everything.' LMAO. I'm tempted. Like I know it's probably 'an accident' or whatever, but she's been texting me all day asking me if I got all the pictures I took of her off the SD card I had in my camera. No, I didn't. I've been chilling out and trying not to be pissed off for the new year. You will get your fucking pictures when you fix my fucking camera. Remove your head from your ass.
S: Or you don't have to cut her but like if a object just so happened to hit her in the head..
A: Well, the camera's good for nothing but a brick, now..
S: Ahem.. Just saying..
2010 Resolution #1: Don’t drink like you’re still...
Because you ain’t.
Will we make it better, or just stand here longer?
